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i was gonna say “wow, they’re really pushing the came back wrong trope because buffy keeps repeating the exact phrase” until i googled and realise the phrase “came back wrong” literally originates from buffy. this show is like the modern shakespeare
JK Rowling: I do what I do to protect women! Cis women!
also JK Rowling when a cis woman says something she doesn’t agree with: Emma Watson is a dumb stupid ignorant bitch who has set women’s rights back 50 years
One of my mom’s roommates in college kept dumping food scraps in their yard and it attracted wildlife. Eventually one particularly large and aggressive opossum took up residence on the front porch and everyone was so afraid of her that they were too frightened to use the door at night. I asked my mom why they didn’t gently push her away with a broom as possums tend to be fairly non-confrontational in comparison to other Appalachian wildlife and I know my mother is not frightened of them. She said “If you had seen her, you would have understood.”
The imagery is hilarious to me. A group of 20 year old girls in the late 1980s in their Friday date night best, hair permed and teased to the heavens, anxiously chain smoking cigarettes, repeatedly looking out the front door to see if the menace has vacated the porch yet, trapped inside their shitty rental house by an 8 pound possum like princesses held hostage by a dragon.
Okay so an ice cube tray is coming tomorrow for me to turn as much of the tea into ice cubes as possible, but in the meantime what are some alternative uses for the tea?
Drink it
Already did that, also used it to make pancake batter if the council is interested in seeing that
They’re glittery but it doesn’t show up well on camera, they also have food coloring, dark chocolate chips, and banana in them
ALT